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“The Secret” to Happiness isn’t Thinking, Apparently
06.11.07 | Permalink | 2 CommentsNew Age Meets Conspicuous Consumption
You might not be aware of this, but there are apparently only three things you need to do to make your life better and more prosperous; first ask the Universe, then align yourself to it, and finally, reap the rewards of your materialistic fantasizing. If this sounds familiar, that’s because it’s […] -
Religion
Intelligent Design Tries to Make a Comeback
Just when you were hoping that Intelligent Design had gone the way of the Dodo bird, a small town school board always seems to become marred in the controversy. This time, it’s the Chesterfield County School District in Virginia, which, in its school memoranda, has decided that it wants students to “…expand their knowledge through […]
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Religion
Sex scandal at Creation Museum
So, the Creation Museum, still so new to the world, is already getting embroiled in a sex scandal.. An actor who appeared as Adam in a video the museum uses to help tell their story of how the universe was created also has or had a little risqué website on the side. The site […]
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Miscellaneous
Mentally Deranged Man Lunges at Popemobile
06.07.07 | Permalink | 2 CommentsI always thought that any man who wears a pink T-shirt must undoubtedly be a little crazy. This beliefs was confirmed as I read a story concerning a 24 year old man, dressed in the flashy color, who attempted to lunge at the popemobile. He managed to hang on for several seconds before being wrestled […]
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Religion
Suspected Terrorists Watched Too Many Action Movies
As the plot thickens after the arrests of 4 men suspected of trying to blow up fuel tanks at JFK airport, a number of experts have come forward explaining that their terrorist plot would not have had the desired effect they were looking for: the complete destruction of JFK Airport. At best, these men could […]
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Religion
Iran Encourages Temporary Marriage Licenses
For most Orthodox religions, sex is tricky business. They struggle so hard to suppress it, especially outside the confines of marriage, it’s a miracle that most of these people actually manage to reproduce. But each particular sect develops their own individual loop holes that allow for a little breathing space. In the case of Islam, […]
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